AVPM Sentence Starter Memes

"Aw, now two people are mad at me!"
"Don't make me laugh, I'm pissing!"
"You'd think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't, it just..... it just makes them dead!"
"Put some tape on this, it's fine."
"Go home, terrorist!"
"I'll take you down to Winnipeg... THAT'S IN CANADA!"
"But in Spiderman 3 everything sucks and falls to shit! I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3! God, I hated that movie."
"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
"I hope it isn't an Ashley Tisdale poster. I couldn't do that."
"That is a BOSS Zefron poster."
"That's absurd. If ever a person were to touch themselves..."
"I'll be in the drawing room painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces."
"AAAH! A ginger!"
"What the devil is going on heeeeeere?"
"AVADA KEDAVRA! ... Die, bitch!"
"She may be a pain in the ass, but she’s my pain in the ass."
"Did your turban just sneeze?"
"You roll over right now or I’ll... I’ll eat your pillow!"
"When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers!"
"Not everyone’s perfect, like me. That’s why I am holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it."
"You're acting like Garfield on a Monday."
"No, I, uh... I called you a squirrel. I called you a squirrel."
"I was prepared to die to save these people."