“Things You Should Absolutely Say During Sex” Sentence Meme

• Be a little more gentle, you’re going to break one of my snow globes.
• But whipped cream makes me break out.
• Did you also cry at that point 10 minutes into Up?
• Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to use those kinds of words?
• Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
• Does this mean we’re married now?
• Don’t worry, my cat likes to watch.
• HASHTAG CLIMAXING.
• Have you ever considered coming in second so someone else can come first for once?
• Hi ho, hi ho! It’s off to sleep I go!
• I don’t know where you learned that from but please don’t go there looking for new ideas again.
• I think you have some mashed potatoes on your upper lip. Let me get it for you.
• I’ll tell you who I’m fantasizing about if you tell me who you’re fantasizing about.
• Is it in yet?
• Is it OK if I tell my friends about this?
• It’s nice being in bed with someone I don’t have to inflate!
• Just use your finger, its bigger.
• Maybe sex ed classes should tell people how to last longer.
• No, I’m not going to play you the flute while you’re going down on me.
• Okay, you be Mermaid Man and I’ll be Barnacle Boy.
• On second thought, let’s turn off the lights.
• Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
• Smile, you’re on Candid Camera!
• So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
• The safe word is ‘Michael Cera’.
• Wait, do I call you daddy or are you calling me daddy?
• What the hell kind of noise was that?!
• Wow, I never saw that in sex ed.
• Yeah my pets come in and out of this room all the time. Don’t worry about it.
• You look so hot right now. It is a bit hot in here, isn’t it? Let me open a door.