"Aw, now two people are mad at me!"
"Don't make me laugh, I'm pissing!"
"You'd think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't, it just..... it just makes them dead!"
"Put some tape on this, it's fine."
"Go home, terrorist!"
"I'll take you down to Winnipeg... THAT'S IN CANADA!"
"But in Spiderman 3 everything sucks and falls to shit! I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3! God, I hated that movie."
"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
"I hope it isn't an Ashley Tisdale poster. I couldn't do that."
"That is a BOSS Zefron poster."
"That's absurd. If ever a person were to touch themselves..."
"I'll be in the drawing room painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces."
"AAAH! A ginger!"
"What the devil is going on heeeeeere?"
"AVADA KEDAVRA! ... Die, bitch!"
"She may be a pain in the ass, but she’s my pain in the ass."
"Did your turban just sneeze?"
"You roll over right now or I’ll... I’ll eat your pillow!"
"When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers!"
"Not everyone’s perfect, like me. That’s why I am holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it."
"You're acting like Garfield on a Monday."
"No, I, uh... I called you a squirrel. I called you a squirrel."
"I was prepared to die to save these people."
❛i CAN’T do this.❜ she squeaks.
❛it’s disgusting.❜ lacey prods at the MONSTROSITY on the tray before her with a fork. a bufriedo they called it, and from the small amount of time she’s been face to face with it, she’s grown to expect THE WORST.
❛and you guys actually get EXCITED for this??i’m a little worried about what you’d be DISAPPOINTED to eat.❜
this is not your ordinary love story, they weren’t even supposed to meet but fate probably intervened all the time and made them. they first met at the parking lot, they didn’t know each other, he stumbled into her, high at ten in the morning, he was not supposed to be there, he should be at school, they ignored each other. the next time they met was during a horse race, her father had dragged her to watch his favorite horse win when she was supposed to finish a project and he was there, they ignored each other. he ordered dinner at a local restaurant and she was the waitress but she wasn’t really supposed to be there, it was her rest day but her friend got sick, that was the first time they talked. it was just destiny right in front of there faces and they kept ignoring it until one day. she was at the hospital since her father had a heart attack, she paced back and forth, back and forth in the hallway until he showed out of nowhere and stopped her, he wasn’t supposed to be there, his dad and him were out to have dinner and his dad got called in because of an emergency, that night she cried on his shoulder. that night changed everything……….
so far, my to-do list for tomorrow includes fixing a code flub, setting up my nav, and posting a couple of headcanons i’ve got floating around. like this for a starter, and i’ll add those to it !!
"you,
frozen child,
do not owe the world anything
not a smile nor a glance
you do not need to feel possessed into
acting
my dear poisonous flower,
you are but a powerful and ancient
specimen of life
your skin is made of stardust and your eyes,
they’ve known the cosmos before the kindness
of a soul
so you
wrathful creature of splintered bones and
drowning lungs,
you do not deserve the cruelty of life to be
poured into your heart
you,
owe nothing to this existence
but what you choose
to give"
Eyes: Blue| Green | Brown | Hazel | Grey | Other Hair:Blonde | Brown | Black | Red | Ginger | Grey/White | Multi-color | Other Body Type:Skinny | Slender | Slim | Built | Curvy | Athletic | Muscular Skin: Pale | Light | Fair | Freckled | Tan | Olive (canon) | Medium | Dark | Discolored Gender: Male | Female| Trans | Cis | No Gender | Other Sexuality: Heterosexual | Homosexual | Bisexual | Pansexual | Asexual | Demisexual | Other Species:Human | Undead/Vampire | Shapeshifter (Weres) | Demon | Angel | Witch/Wizard/Sorcerer | Incubus/Succubus | Other
Education: High School | College | University | Higher Education Living Situation:Lives alone | Lives with parents/guardian | Lives with significant other | Lives with a friend | Drifter | Homeless Parents/Guardian: Mom | Dad | Adoptive | Foster | Grandparents | Family friend Relationship:Single | Crushing | Dating | Engaged | Married | Separated | It’s complicated
I’ve been: In Love | Hurt | Sick | Abused I have a(n): Learning Disorder | Personality Disorder | Mental Disorder | Anxiety Disorder | Eating Disorder | Substance-related Disorder Things I’ve done before:Drank alcohol | Smoked | Done drugs | Stolen |Self harmed | Starved myself | Had sex | Had a threesome | Gotten into a fist fight | Gone to the hospital | Gone to jail | Used a fake ID | Gone to a rave | Killed someone
( scent: coconut. not neccessarily because it reminds her of the fruit, but because it’s got a warmth too it, and brings memories of summertime. ( season: summer. she loves the time to herself, day trips to the beach, and seeing her friends on her own accord, without the added variable of a social pyramid determining their actions. ( flower: she’s fond of violets. ( book: she loves the drama and politics in love of anything by f. scott fitzgerald. but she’s got a box of worn nicholas sparks paper backs at the end of the bed that most would see first. ( stone: emerald. like any little girl, she fell for her birthstone. ( genre: music? she’s not picky. she can put up with whatever’s on the radio, though her favorite songs are usually heavy on intricate guitars. movies? she’s a sucker for a romantic comedy. ( song: currently? someone new. hozier. ( article of clothing: right now she’s in LOVE with crop tops. ( sleeping position: curled up on her side, always facing the door.
