❝did’ja buy a fish an’ forget it in the trunk?my sister does that all of the time. she’s pretty blonde, though. there’s no one useful in there though, night crew sucks ass. i’m the most useful person on the night crew, an’ as you can see, i’m off. the right direction is back to wherever you came from, an’ come back tomorrow when someone with a brain is on duty– a.k.a. myself. i’m back bright an’ early. eight a.m.❞
❝have MERCY on me. i’m just a shook up kid, have you no CONSCIENCE?? are you really gonna make me go home, and feel unsafe??i thought the whole reason cops became cops was to help people?? imagine if your SISTER was the one begging for some help. wouldn’t you want her to get it??❞
❝ JESUS —- you’re right. i guess i’m kind of ahead in latin anyway —- i’m not giving THIS up for STUDYING bullshit. god, i —- this better be WORTH it, lacey. ❞
( impulses have always been his KRYPTONITE, anyways. it’s not like he’s tarnishing a CLEAN SLATE. )
❝ OF COURSE it’ll be worth it. we’ll get all dolled up, and have dinner at somewhere FANCY, where old folks will give us the stink eye. it’ll be a night to REMEMBER. ❞
( she’d always been a sucker for theatre, luckily, she had neil around to INDULGE her. )
❛
She’s not dead, Lacey, she’s probably screwing
some homeless guy into giving her his spare change. Worst case scenario: she caught genital warts and
has lowered her self esteem enough to be a plus-size stripper which, by the way, is a road YOU seem to be
heading down as well. Swallow too many Hostess treats
this morning, Beth Ditto?
❜
❛you’ve got to be KIDDING. is this just some weird coping mechanism??people are worried about her, like a NORMAL person should be. i don’t know why you’ve got to be such a BITCH about this, and take it out on me– i’m not even that FAT. this is exactly why i’ve had to resort to hanging out with QUENTIN JACOBSON.❜
❛ uh, he most definitely WAS. i should have known better? gee, thanks for the lecture, mom. you think i’m fuckin’ scared of him? i’m not. i’ve gotten my ass kicked before, i’m sure i can handle it a second time around. i was thinking that he deserved to be punched. somebody’s gotta stand up to assholes.❜
❛i wouldn’t have to MOM you if you weren’t such a jackass. i think you should realize there’s a social HIERARCHY to this whole high school thing, and by causing and upset you’re only making things HARDER on yourself. what’s going on with YOU??❜
kate let out a small sigh when the girl tells her she didn’t know the way. she hadn’t meant to get lost but her car ran out of gas on the middle of the interstate and she had startedtrucking it to the nearest town to buy a gas can.❛back to my car – or like a gas station.❜she would have googled it, but of course, her phone was dead.
❛oh !! there’s a bp around the corner, i think !!❜or maybe it was a few blocks away. her sense of direction was POOR, to put it kindly, but she could at least offer a hand.
❛i could give you a ride, if you want. i swear i’m not trying to kidnap you, or anything.❜
❛alright, but, C’MON. sneaking out can’t be that hard, right?? just say you’re going to the library, or something. it’ll be worth your while. it’s not everyday you’re offered TENTH row seats to a non-highschool production of the tempest.❜
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